I gotta stop sleeping so much

What’s up party people?
Somebody isn’t getting pizza tonight.

So who’s your roommate or whatever you wanna call it.
What’s up party people?
You don’t have your own phone?
It’s charging across the room.

I can’t win.
What’s up party people?
That’s what delivery is for, love.
Do you know how far the phone is?

Don’t judge me I’m lazy….
Late night chitchat
Hey, I don’t know if I should find that offensive or a compliment. And don’t underestimate your sister. She’s capable of anything. I know because she accepted me as a bruised guy when she could’ve got one of Hollywood’s hottest guy.
Take it as a compliment. Oh Eli, don’t think about that. She found no one else interesting, but you. Just promise me you won’t think of yourself as the ‘bruised guy’. It hurts me to think such an innocent kid as yourself had to endure that.

What’s up party people?
That’s the plan! Oh I’m blooming awesome, you?
Ugh, shut up blondie. I have a craving for pizza.

Late night chitchat
You’re damn right I’m cute! That’s why your sisters with me. Honestly, quit calling me cute before Kelsi chokes you. Haha.
Oh please, she wishes she can hurt me. You’re too cute for me anyway, I see you as teddy bear with an accent.

What’s up party people?
It is! How are you, beautiful Reyna?
Me? Beautiful? D’aww Wes, you’re going to make me blush. How are you?

Late night chitchat
Gosh, Reyna. I’m going to have a blast for the guy who meets you.
But I will, thanks again. Bye Reyna! Go find a guy and be HAPPY and not grouchy! Kay, bye! *runs off before getting punched*
You’re lucky you’re cute.










